suntem intr-o sala de mese in forma orasului barcelona. mesele sunt patrate si scrumierele sub forma de urechi femeiesti au montate in mijloc aparate auditive. peretii sunt izolati cu turta dulce neagra cusuta cu ata alba. undeva intr-un colt pe un fotoliu din catifea verde sta corpul lui perfidius smith. are gura cusuta si priveste retard la orizont.
la orizont se vede nichita stanescu care schiopateaza calcand peste buzele unor femei din sticla.
in stanga e un bufet psihiatric all-you-can-eat unde putem observa un sistem nervos simpatic transparent asteptandu-si randul. in spatele sau este un creier care poarta costum de baie de dama.
perfidius este suspendat cu niste sfori ca o papusa.
de asemenea in sala printre spectatori se afla si un regim alimentar disociat imbracat in negru care tine o veverita pe genunchi si o mangaie tremurand.
Creierul cu costum de baie de dama (CCBD adresandu-se sistemului nervos simpatic): Crezi ca azi primim ceva special ?
Sistemul nervos simpatic (SNS): Nu cred. uita-te la el cum arata... mai tii minte martipanu ala de acu cativa ani ? si pireul de cartofi... pireeeeul, jesus ce vremuri!
CCBD: si bomboanele rusesti de la fiecare mic dejun si cafeaua cu cofeina.
SNS: auzi, tu ce crezi ca e dragostea ? vad mereu o oala violet sub tejghea pe care scrie dragoste si in ea e un nas din care curg niste muci.
CCBD: pai dragostea e atunci cand eu vreau si tu stai.
Friday, January 30, 2009
lenjerie intima pane
n-ar fi facut in viata lor o oala de cafea dimineata. in moldova, la micul de jun, la pranz si dimineata se da varza calita. si uleiul se schimba si el totusi macar o data la 2 saptamani, la fel ca si chilotii. dar nu si la ei.
cu toate astea, ploaia a afectat ciudat populatia imobilului in ultimele ore. am inchis chiar si usa de jos. usa anticutremur, usa imbibata cu placinta de mere, usa pe care daca o lasi descuiata noaptea te trezesti cu o suta de euro sub perna in fiecare dimineata.
si deci cu toate astea si in ciuda propozitiei: daca va fi cutremur in noaptea asta si crap, n-o sa stiu niciodata ce voce avea, un parfum a iesit de sub pat in mijlocul noptii. s-a intins prin toata camera si s-a oprit picior peste picior cu capul pe secundarul ceasului de la mana lui dumnezeu.
probabil ca s-a mutat altcineva vizavi de usa mea. cineva care se imbraca cu lenjerie comestibila si noaptea o lasa in saramura burbery.
i think last night, you were driving circles.
cu toate astea, ploaia a afectat ciudat populatia imobilului in ultimele ore. am inchis chiar si usa de jos. usa anticutremur, usa imbibata cu placinta de mere, usa pe care daca o lasi descuiata noaptea te trezesti cu o suta de euro sub perna in fiecare dimineata.
si deci cu toate astea si in ciuda propozitiei: daca va fi cutremur in noaptea asta si crap, n-o sa stiu niciodata ce voce avea, un parfum a iesit de sub pat in mijlocul noptii. s-a intins prin toata camera si s-a oprit picior peste picior cu capul pe secundarul ceasului de la mana lui dumnezeu.
probabil ca s-a mutat altcineva vizavi de usa mea. cineva care se imbraca cu lenjerie comestibila si noaptea o lasa in saramura burbery.
i think last night, you were driving circles.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
cartea fetelor
"Un caz şocant a avut loc în UK, acolo unde un bărbat de 41 de ani (Edward Richardson) şi-a ucis soţia mai tânără cu 15 ani din cauză că aceasta şi-a schimbat status-ul pe Facebook de la “Married” la “Single”." (...)
si-a cerut-o.
clar.
ar fi putut sa treaca de la "married" (care pe feisbuc inseamna "eu nu stiu ce caut aici") la "it's complicated" (care inseamna "m-as fute"). nu?
asa ea a trecut direct la "single" (care inseamna "m-as fute cu armata a paishpea rusa")
si-a cerut-o.
clar.
ar fi putut sa treaca de la "married" (care pe feisbuc inseamna "eu nu stiu ce caut aici") la "it's complicated" (care inseamna "m-as fute"). nu?
asa ea a trecut direct la "single" (care inseamna "m-as fute cu armata a paishpea rusa")
the headphones
castile Hi-Fi AH-D5000 Denon.
"Coque en bois et membrane en microfibre délivreront un son clair et pur. Son armature en magnésium rend le casque léger et confortable pour une grande qualité d’écoute. Son prix est à la hauteur de la qualité, 750 euros sur le Denon Store !" (via luxury issues)
Caracteristici tehnice:
Impédance : 25 Ohms
Sensibilité : 106 dB/mW
Niveau d'entrée maximum 1,800mW
Réponse en fréquence : 5-45,000 Hz
Longueur de câble : 3 m 7N-OFC
Jack 3.5mm
Adaptateur 6.3mm fourni
ATENTIE!!
Nu functioneaza cu muzica indie, folk ciordit de pe nush-ce bloguri, haus, minimal sau orice DJ set. si nici daca porti convershi sau ceva "vintage". dar stim noi niste baeti care ar putea sa-i sparga cipul anti-urban daca e musai.
ah, si este recomandata si scoaterea oricarui tip de piercing din muie inainte de auditie; for all the right reasons.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
despre cuvantul smithereens
si despre cum e sa fie ea muscata de ziua ei ca o recompensa pentru toate mizeriile din gandurile oamenilor dupa cum urmeaza:
About as subtle as an earthquake, I know
My mistakes were made for you
And in the back room of a bad dream, she came
And whisked me away, enthused
And it's solid as a rock rolling down a hill
The fact is that it probably will hit something
On the hazardous terrain
And were just following the flock, round
And the inbetween, before we smash to smithereens
Like they were, and we scrambled from the blame
And its the fame that put words in her mouth
She couldn't help, but spit em out
Innocence and arrogance entwined
In the filthiest of minds
She's was bitten on her birthday, and now
A face in the crowd, shes not
And i suspect that now, forever the shape
She came to escape, its forgot
And it's alot to ask and not to sting1
Give her less than everything
Around your crooked conscious she will wind
Cos were just following the flock round
And the in-between
Before we smash to smithereens
Like they were, and we scramble from the grain
And it's the fame that put words in her mouth
She couldnt help, but spit em out
Around your crooked conscious she will wind
And it's alot to ask and not to sting
Giver her less than everything
Innocence and arrogance entwined
About as subtle as an earthquake, I know
My mistakes were made for you
And in the back room of a bad dream, she came
And whisked me away, enthused
And it's solid as a rock rolling down a hill
The fact is that it probably will hit something
On the hazardous terrain
And were just following the flock, round
And the inbetween, before we smash to smithereens
Like they were, and we scrambled from the blame
And its the fame that put words in her mouth
She couldn't help, but spit em out
Innocence and arrogance entwined
In the filthiest of minds
She's was bitten on her birthday, and now
A face in the crowd, shes not
And i suspect that now, forever the shape
She came to escape, its forgot
And it's alot to ask and not to sting1
Give her less than everything
Around your crooked conscious she will wind
Cos were just following the flock round
And the in-between
Before we smash to smithereens
Like they were, and we scramble from the grain
And it's the fame that put words in her mouth
She couldnt help, but spit em out
Around your crooked conscious she will wind
And it's alot to ask and not to sting
Giver her less than everything
Innocence and arrogance entwined
I hate to feel the love between us die
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
sconcsu la putere
"Skunk has swept other, less potent, forms of cannabis off the market, and now accounts for 81 per cent of cannabis available on our streets, compared to just 30 per cent in 2002."
"our streets" adica their streets. adica UK.
totul intr-un articol dragut despre calitatea ierbii la ei.
"our streets" adica their streets. adica UK.
totul intr-un articol dragut despre calitatea ierbii la ei.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
trist
vama asfaltata.
frumos, ce sa zic. nici ca imi puteam dori mai mult.
what next?
parcari frumos delimitate?
liniste la ora 10?
interzis consumul in "locuri publice"
barca de la ovidiu pusa intr-un cub de sticla?
tinuta obligatorie?
bulgaria, here we come!
frumos, ce sa zic. nici ca imi puteam dori mai mult.
what next?
parcari frumos delimitate?
liniste la ora 10?
interzis consumul in "locuri publice"
barca de la ovidiu pusa intr-un cub de sticla?
tinuta obligatorie?
bulgaria, here we come!
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
arctic monkeys new album
postul asta e pus pentru ca am vazut ca numarul cautarilor pe google dupa noul album arctic monkeys creste pe zi ce trece. iar eu vreau sa fac trafic. si apoi sa-mi pun adsense si googleowords si alte mizerii ca sa ma fac bogat din blogareala. si sa beau apoi toti banii cu perfidius.
mentionez ca nu vreau sa fac trafic punand un post despre "U2 NEW ALBUM DOWNLOAD Get on your boots".
iar cine nu stie de ce e Josh Homme in poza la postul asta, inseamna ca nu e pregatit. cu lopata. old news.
Friday, January 16, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
publicitate machiata
de fapt e invinetita la ochi, pentru ca practic ne-au fortat sa punem linku asta aici. de fapt nu ne-au fortat sa punem linkul. l-am pus noi pentru ca ne-au promis cate o cutie de Entran Forte mie si lu liar.
cum cine ?
o fata si un baiat, amici de-ai nostri, cuplu practic. din dragostea lor a reiesit un sait unde vand bijuterii, lanticuri din tot felul de metale, bilute si fundite, bratari si alte puscarii feminine.
evident ca un sait ca asta de bijuterii nu isi gaseste rostul fara o pula sculata temeinic, de aceea, acest cuplu s-a gandit si la baieti si au mai facut un sait: pentru potenta.
ca sa nu poarte fetele coliere si cercei degeaba.
normal ca e ieftin. mai ales pentru bloggeri.
cum cine ?
o fata si un baiat, amici de-ai nostri, cuplu practic. din dragostea lor a reiesit un sait unde vand bijuterii, lanticuri din tot felul de metale, bilute si fundite, bratari si alte puscarii feminine.
evident ca un sait ca asta de bijuterii nu isi gaseste rostul fara o pula sculata temeinic, de aceea, acest cuplu s-a gandit si la baieti si au mai facut un sait: pentru potenta.
ca sa nu poarte fetele coliere si cercei degeaba.
normal ca e ieftin. mai ales pentru bloggeri.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
the wrestler
nu cred ca are rost sa comentez filmul.
aronofsky. period.
insa, in film, pe langa mult-pupatul-in-cur mickey rourke, apar frecvent si nurii marisei tomei.
ea fiind una dintre gainile batrane preferate de liar.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
small talk every time
"broken bottles,
broken plates,
broken switches,
broken gates,
broken dishes,
broken parts,
streets are filled with broken hearts.
broken words never meant to be spoken,
everything is broken."
youtube (alternate version)
broken plates,
broken switches,
broken gates,
broken dishes,
broken parts,
streets are filled with broken hearts.
broken words never meant to be spoken,
everything is broken."
youtube (alternate version)
Thursday, January 1, 2009
the sea of love
Come with me, my love, to the sea
The sea of love
I want to tell you
How much I love you
I'm drowning in a sea of love
Do you remember the night we met?
That's the night I knew you were my pet
...
cat power - sea of love (mp3)
desigur, tom waits e mult mai bine. pe Orphans.
The sea of love
I want to tell you
How much I love you
I'm drowning in a sea of love
Do you remember the night we met?
That's the night I knew you were my pet
...
cat power - sea of love (mp3)
desigur, tom waits e mult mai bine. pe Orphans.
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